leijonnaire:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

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tah-fuuuuuhck:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

Grab the booty because booty.

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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy)

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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr)

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g0hardorgohom3:

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

Lmao

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